Sweet? Nope. Lovable? Uh-uh. Cuddly? Not a chance. You know how cats are the most popular pets in the country? Well, these are the exceptions. Adapted from the hugely popular New York Times bestseller Bad Cat, this calendar features hundreds of off-kilter kitties in terrifying full color.

Oh-so-oblivious to their own offensiveness, here are sneering cats, snarling cats, spaced-out cats, intoxicated cats, overfed cats, scrawny cats. Cats fraternizing with canines, cats in silly hats, cats licking unmentionable places, cats dancing like lunatics. And lots of little kittens who've totally overplayed the "cute" card. Can you say "b-a-a-a-d"?