Cat Connection April 2006 Newsletter

There's probably one living in your house or at least one or more in your neighborhood that come around. These cats are nothing to be afraid of. In fact, they are wonderful creatures that happily share the world with us. There are many types of breeds of cats out there and sometimes it can be difficult to distinguish one from another. One of the surest ways to identify a cat is through examination of its hind-quarter region otherwise known as its “butt”.

This new line provides a sampling of cat butt images and insightful hunting hints to help you get started with the wonderful hobby of “cat watching and breed identification through the “butt”.

* If you have found any of the above offensive, we apologize and recommend that you please leave this page. These items are strictly in good humor and made for people who enjoy a good laugh.

Cat Butt Shopper Bag What do you get the girl that has everything? Well if she has a good sense of kitty cat humor, then the Cat Butt Shopper Bag is purr-fect. Based on the best selling magnet, this giant indestructible PVC iced tote with rich Blue Q is a trip away from the normal. Even includes a Cat Butt Glossary on the bottom of each bag. Size: 15" H x 15 1/2" L x 6" W
Cat Butt Gum Now this is an entertaining item for those with good sense of kitty cat humor. This unique gum has kiss my butt attitude, kitty-style! Make someone's day with Cat Butt Gum. 8 pieces of peppermint gum per pack.
Cat Butt Magnets This is a fridge magnet set is for TRUE cat lovers! The Cat Butt Magnets feature 5 breeds at their most attractive angle - (clockwise from left to right) Black and White, American Shorthair, Siberian, Persian, and Siamese. The set even includes a real hairball magnet! These flat die-cut magnets feature full strong magnetic backs. The Persian magnet, far right, measures 2" W x 4.25" H
Cat Butt Deluxe Stickers All the fun without the shedding or the cat poop! The Cat Butt Deluxe Stickers features 10 different breeds, a 'Cat Butt' guide and vocabulary. May not be effective treatment for scaring mice away. Contains one (1) sheet of ten (10) stickers.
Cat Butt Air Freshener Nothing smells quite like a cat butt! This hanging "kiss my butt" attitude car air freshener masks unpleasant odors from spilled beverages and bits of hamburger dropped between the seats. The Cat Butt Air Freshener can be used in your car, home or how about next to the litter box? This 3" x 4.25" hanging air freshener is perfect as an accessory for you or as a gift for the quirky feline friend in your life. Hyacinth Scent (quite unlike a cat's butt)

Here are a few of our other favorite fun time gifts.

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure It starts innocently enough.. You find a little kitten on your doorstep and rescue it. Then, somehow, another cat comes along, and you take that one in, too. Then another and another, before long, you look in the mirror and... OH MY GOODNESS!!! You're a Crazy Cat Lady too!!!! If this doesn't describe you, then you surely you know someone who does fit this scenario. The people who designed The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure certainly must know such a person, because this bizarre toy captures the Cat Lady Phenomenon to a "T." There she stands in her bathrobe, checkered pajama bottoms, headband, wild hair, and a fanciful look on her face. And she's surrounded by six cats that own her heart and soul.
Cat-A-Pult Do cats really always land on their feet? With the Cat-A-Pult from Accoutrements you can put the old saying to the test by flinging plastic felines across the room. Just load one of the 1-3/8" (3.5 cm) plastic cats into the 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) plastic shooting device and pull the trigger! It's the best thing since cat juggling! 4 cats included. Also make a great launcher for tasty cat treats!
Bad Cat Book: 244 Not-So-Pretty Kitties and Cats Gone Bad By Jim Edgar, with or as told to R.D. Rosen and Harry Prichett Check out these mini-bios on some of the most notorious Bad Cats you've never met. Not since Kliban has there been a cat book this edgy. Edgy as in Bosco, the demonic Siamese with the out-of-focus eyes, razor-sharp fangs, and his own idea of Feng Shui. Mr. Fliegel, another featured Bad Cat shrugs and says, "Chicks dig me."
Bad Cat Stickers These cool stickers feature not so pretty kitties and cats gone bad. Captions include "You think I'm cute? Smell my tail", and "Oh, did I scratch your face? I'm sorry". Individual stickers measure approximately 1 1/4" x 1 3/4". Each set includes 20 stickers to a sheet.
Black Cat Bobble Head Nodder This sleek and stylish Black Cat Bobble Head Nodder is the perfect embodiment of everything feline. Each 8" tall nodder from Accoutrements is made of hard plastic and comes with a chic rhinestone collar and a pair of wide, mischievous eyes.