The Cat Day 751 - Cat House Doormats is the perfect reminder of who is in charge around your house. This humorous doormat will greet your guest with the following:
"The Cat, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane."